Monday, August 10, 2009

Why should we care about universal health care?

The establishment is trying to cram "free" health care down our throats. If they really cared, they'd offer free services for helping you end your life if you chose to. The government doesn't care about us.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

2009, who cares?

So another year is here. Why should anyone care?
Barack Obama is not going to make your life better.
The rich get richer the poor get poorer.
The emo get sadder.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

2008, so what?

It's a new year. Life isn't any more fair today than it was back in 2007. McDonalds still has a dress code. Roses still have thorns. High School still has grades. Why can't we all just be equal? Let's pledge as Emos united to make 2008 less "plastic", less "corporate", and stick to what really matters: cutting.

Monday, December 17, 2007

The Black Parade

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Hottest toy this holiday season

Spoof Warning: Do not click links in the "Hot Topic Going out of Business Sale" email!!!

Attention Emos:

There is a new spoof email making the rounds, entitled "Hot Topic Going out of Business Sale", with links to various items. Do not click these links, as they will install a trojan horse on your mom's computer!

Here is a snippet from one of the spoof emails:

Killer prices on the latest emo gear from Hot Topic! Specials This Week:
striped leotards %45 off
"dark soul" hair dye $14.99 a bottle
'I'm a mess' t-shirts and jackets 20%-35% off
My Chemical Romance CDs: Your choice, slightly used: $6.66 each
eMoBay gift cards: FREE SHIPPING

emobay (EOE: Emo Opportunity Employer)